Nut-Lag

When you bust a fat nut(s) so hard you feel like you have jet lag

Bro i nutted 5 times i have Nut-Lag

by shorbz_ December 17, 2019

nut cannon

The male reproductive organ (ie: the penis)

Larry went over to Joes house to return a barrow video game when Larry saw Joes fathers nut cannon.

by Locher.0 November 14, 2012

Nut plunger

When the water level in a toilet is extremely high, so high in fact, when you sit down to take a dump you nuts get wet.

Guy 1: "Why are your pants wet?"
Guy 2: " Fuck, that toilet in the Wal-Mart was a nut plunger!"

by Sir Wetpants April 30, 2010

Nut or Bitch

Trying to figure out if the assinine activity of an individual is due to them being insane or just a disagreeable bastard.

He is getting more incorrigible as he gets older, stubborn and a pain. I wonder, is it nut or bitch?

by tirtle June 15, 2018

juice nut

someone who is the best person ever and you’d do anything and everything for; someone you love a lot

juice nut, i love you so much and i hope you know i would do anything for you.

by milk sack October 20, 2020

grog nuts

Bad deal. Waste of time

We were doing fine until grog nuts showed up.

by 69x79x July 8, 2017

Nut tray

Any girl that you use only for sex. She doesn't mean anything to you, you just nut then leave. Nut trays tend to not be the most beautiful girls, because they are easier to smash then leave.

Friend 1: yo I need pussy, but none of these bitches that good bruh
Friend 2: fuck it, just get you a nut tray

by wakeandbakeandeatcake July 10, 2018