cunt speel

its exclaimed by people making fun of other people online by telling them about their bad spelling. see example.

surfnaked0384: haha! u cunt speel

by brockish January 29, 2005

Treasure Cunting

The act of shoving potato wedges into a vagina, and subsequently attempting to fish them out - by any means necessary.

"My girlfriend is into treasure cunting. We did it the other night. Most of the potato wedges are still up there!"

by DoormatAndDoormat February 27, 2017

christmas cunt

Someone who epitomizes the essence of Scrooge. See also Scrooge

As soon as the first Christmas Tree comes up Bob turns into a real Christmas Cunt.

by ICanHazFokuz April 3, 2016

Cunt Dust

The dusty residue which puffs out of a vagina that hasn't been used for a long time.

Sam: I pulled a granny last night

Darryl: What was it like?

Sam: She puffed out a shit load of cunt dust which settled in my hair. After that, she went like a train!

by doofle January 15, 2013

quality cunt

Its that top notch cunt that just makes your mouth water

Also known as best mother, a woman who has that top notch quality cunt. See; Rhonda

by MikeyMaple November 26, 2017

Economic cunt

Someone who always bangs on about waste and the environment , such as using two staples on the same piece of paper

Why are you stapling that paper again it's already got one in it? Think of the waste!

Shut up Sid you economic cunt!

by Unit 6 September 14, 2018

Cunt Muncher

A Cunt Muncher thinks they know what they are talking about, but in reality everything they say is utter bullshit. Cunt Munchers think they are intellectually superior than everyone else but they are actually morons.

What the fuck is this guy talking about? He is a huge Cunt Muncher for saying something so stupid.

Shut the fuck up Cunt Muncher you don't know shit.

by Bloodlesskills June 10, 2016