Waffles

Food of the gods

Up in heaven, you can eat infinite waffles. At the same time, if you wanted to.

by Flatblok71 September 27, 2020

Waffle

Everyone knows what waffle is. Yes! It is a dessert. You can put syrups and fruits on it.
But waffle can mean something unimportant and trivial.

Ex) A: (bullshits)

B: hey. Stop waffling on! I can not stand it!

Ex) C: what did your professor say?

D: a load of waffle. Nothing important at all.

by Dobbyisfree December 9, 2018

waffle dick

a person who really fucking sucks

"I just saw Dan kick a puppy."

"Not surprised; I always thought he was kinda a waffle dick."

by Shrome July 9, 2023

waffle squish

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.

Make sure you waffle squish your sh*t and clean my shower with soap instead of leaving me a surprise to clean after we hook up!

by re77815 December 5, 2020

Mac Waffle

A Mac Waffle is when you get so frustrated with your Apple laptop that you take a shit on your keyboard and close the laptop. Then, when opened again, you have a flattened turd with the impressions of small squares from the keyboard, giving it the likeness of a waffle.

Dude my MacBook is so frustrating. It won’t let me do anything that I have to do! I’m about to make a Mac Waffle!!

by jaytothegizzle March 31, 2021

waffle

a waffle is literally a pancake with them abs after being sculpted by the waffle maker.

cool waffle there jerry

by nolifejim November 24, 2020

chocolate waffle

put your penis in a waffle iron then pour chocolate on it

i gave jon a chocolate waffle because he fell assleep first

by joshssexslave September 30, 2022