Noah and Taylor 

Noah and Taylor are the perfect couple. They do everything together, and always have each other backs. They share the same love for the show Naruto and sometimes watch it alone together. Everyone wishes they could have a love like Noah and Taylor do.

Person 1: Bro, Noah and Taylor just walked in together.
Person 2: Yeah, they've been dating for 3 years, didn't you know?

Noah and Taylor by ARandomUserNo.2 December 16, 2019

roger taylor 

A legendary drummer from the rock band Queen. His works have gone from the drums to back-up singing and is noted for his incredible voice range (Noted as the highest Galileo in Bohemian Rhapsody). Also is known for hating drum solos as they are boring to him. Even in his old age, Roger managed to tour with Brian May as they teamed up with vocalist Paul Rodgers during the Queen and Paul Rodgers tour.

Roger Taylor is indeed a legend.

roger taylor by Firekitsune June 11, 2006

Rip Taylor

To have sex with one or more persons giving it from behind, and at the moment of climax, pulling out one's genitalia, ejaculating on one's lover's back and or ass, and throwing glitter and confetti onto the emission shouting, "Hello!" (as pronounced: heh-lo')in a sing-song fashion.

I love it when my boyfriend Rip Taylors me! The glitter stays for days!

Rip Taylor by Crim Wads April 20, 2009

sean taylor

a hard hitting feared safety that will be missed by sports fans everywhere. After being murdered at his home, wide recievers can breathe a little easier when the cross over the middle..a true legend to the game

player:what happened?
injured player:3 broken ribs...sean taylor messed me up

sean taylor by dave333 January 1, 2008

tim taylor 

To give something more power, thereby causing it to malfunction

My teacher tim taylored the tv and it exploded

tim taylor by the origional dingus April 26, 2006

Kim Exposed Taylor Party 

An event that occurred on July 17th, 2016 between Taylor Swift, Kim Kardashian West, and Kanye West. Taylor claimed she was never consulted about the lyrics in Kanye's song "Famous" which read:

"I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex
Why? I made that bitch famous"

What Taylor didn't know is Kim was videotaping the phone call between Kanye and Taylor where he specifically asks if these lyrics are okay to use in his song. Kim exposed Taylor and posted it on her snapchat on National Snake Day.

Selena Gomez tried to come to the rescue but she got roasted also for being a hypocrite. Chloe Grace Moretz also tried to defend Taylor, but Kim's sister Khloé roasted her too. Many celebrities such as Demi Lovato, Zendaya, Katy Perry, and Calvin Harris rushed to Kim and Kanye's side.

Thus, Kim and Kanye with the help of Khloé shut down three snakes in their path. The Kim Exposed Taylor Party was born.

Not only is there a Kim Exposed Taylor Party, but there's also a Selena Gomez Is Over Party. This whole thing is lit as fuckkkkk

Kim Exposed Taylor Party by courtney3567 July 18, 2016

Marjorie Taylor Green 

A junior "congresswoman" from Georgia who has been stripped of power because she is a clueless cunt. Believes in the asinine conspiracy theories of Qanon and professional sycophant of cheeto baby jesus. Not only is she a twisted fuck who supports fascism, she pretends to actually know the meaning of big words like socialism, patriotism, economics, American history, debating, constitution, 2nd Amendment, constituents, and religion. An embarrassing attempt at representing an uneducated district, she has done nothing in congress but make a complete fucking ass of herself and the cult party she so desperately wants approval from. She betrays herself an NRA puppet who fantasizes killing Americans who are liberal when in reality couldn't hit water if she fell out of a boat. Her incompetents has now become legendary in American politics and will go down in history as a total failure and permanent shit stain of a human being.

Marjorie Taylor Green: Come out of your office and face me AOC! I want to know why you support abortion!

Camera man: I believe she is hiding in there!

Wall speaker: Say hello to my little friend! Boom!

Rioter 1: Quick! Deploy the Marjorie Taylor Green!

Rioter 2: I'm having trouble aiming the thing!
Rioter 1: Stop pointing it at me dude!

Rioter 2: It's not working!
Rioter 1: I can't read the instructions!
Rioter 2: Just press that red button...

Marjorie Taylor Green by Asymmetric shits for trump September 29, 2022