Thomas Timing

That one friend you want to play with so damn bad. You then realize that he is going to be awhile before you get an answer; So you start playing by yourself. Once you just start playing your game your friend will then say "Hey, sure I'll play now." Your inner rage then builds up and say "GODDAMNIT, YOU GOT THE WORST THOMAS TIMING EVER!"

Person 1: "Hey you wanna play"
Person 2:"Sure in an hour"
~2hours later~
Person 1: ~Starts League of Legends Game~
Person 2: "Hey, I'm back now wanna play?"
Person 1:"I JUST GOT IN A GAME, YOU HAVE FREAKING THOMAS TIMING!!!!"

by That Random Publisher June 14, 2018

Craig time

Not real time. Big time lag. 10 min in real time=2 hours craig time.

Craig: I'll be there in 10 min
Guy: real time or craig time?

by c.cleanpipes July 17, 2016

mystery time

Any short period of time forgotten during a long day of drinking.

John said he partied all day at the tailgate and that he had a little mystery time before dinner..

by Why is this not a word yet? January 11, 2016

Tacurd Time

The moment you have to poop (turd) after eating too many tacos.

I had two tacos from Taco Bell for lunch. It’s almost tacurd time.

by BHH November 16, 2018

Feral-Time

When a update is said months or years before it is actually released.

Asatru gets to debrief in feral-time

by bivrbhisdasdasdasdasd November 26, 2019

Whoopy time

When your bouta get whooped

It’s whoopy time yall

by Whoopy master November 9, 2019

Nonnies time

When it’s time to go to sleep

It’s nonnies time

by TheroniPepperoni December 10, 2021