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trouser snake 

crikey di you see the size of that trouser snake!?
trouser snake by squidwardo April 16, 2011

Fake The Snake 

when you think he's going for 4nal, then goes for the Pu$$y, then Vice Versa.
he fake the snake on me!
oh really?
he went for the pussy
Fake The Snake by ToxicSilence359 December 15, 2017

Oklahoma Snake Bite 

An Oklahoma female's vagina is too loose, requiring 2 nails in the top of the vagina in order to acheive a satisfying sex experience. When the nails are taken out, the holes resemble a snake bite.
My mom just dropped her 11teenth youngin, so me and my dad had to give her an ole fashion oklahoma snake bite so we could keep fucking her (at the same time).
Oklahoma Snake Bite by sober_noob August 22, 2009

coke snake 

When a woman is pregnant and shoots cocaine into her stomach. Eventually, the baby turns into a coke organ. The mother is able to harness and draw out the cocaine from the coke organ and become more intoxicated. Finally the organ turns into a coke snake and swims all around the inside of the mother's body.
Did you hear? Emma was prego and she had a coke snake.

Slang: Man fuck that bitch, she ain't nothin but a coke snake.
coke snake by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle January 25, 2009

trouser snake beating 

slapping(if you a guy)or being slapped (if you a girl) by a dick after giving or getting head.
trouser snake beating by Jbob April 27, 2003

Mexican trunk snake 

The sexual act of having a partner, usually that of the Mexican race, coating their hand in delicious chipotle sauce. Then, with a minimum of four fingers, ramming the hand up the partners anus. This is the one instance where using chipotle sauce will actually give you bloody underwear.
Craig: Hey Joe, how was your trip to Mexico City?
Joe: Pretty good, except that i picked up this hooker and she gave me a Mexican trunk snake.
Craig: Oh man, well i know how much you love chipotle sauce...
Joe: Yeah, only now my favorite pair of underwear has blood stains.

Craig: Damn... better keep that stuff in your sandwiches for now on.