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Cup of queef

Just like a cup of cheese(which is when you fart, cup the fart in your hand, and lastly throw it into someone to know so that they smell it) but with a queef.
Dude that cup of queef smelled so bad!!!
by anonymous January 9, 2021
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The Forbidden Queef

The act of farting into a woman’s vagina, and for her to proceed to queef it back out.
“Ran screaming from some chicks bed when she did the forbidden queef”
by Lickalotopus April 15, 2023
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a left queef to the bosom

When a human with a cloaca blasts a queef so powerful it manifests into a gas fist, which throws a punch curving to the left, right into a woman's saggy bag
Oh you think you're funny huh? Well how about i throw a left queef to the bosom right at ya.

BLAST! i missed! Im sorry i tried queefing on yo tits, dont stab me witjlh ya clit. WAIT N-

rest in peace
by Snozingly7 August 14, 2023
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Forced vital queef

When a vagina is suspected to be chronically underperforming, this is a test to quantify the vaginas strength and, viability.
Sabrina, your vagina has been floppy for years. Its time to get a forced vital queef.
by 1badparatrooper July 12, 2024
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Johnathenianadocius Porkithananalingtingaltin Queefballplasm IV

A cute nickname for a pet named John.
Hey Johnathenianadocius Porkithananalingtingaltin Queefballplasm IV, I love you!
by fartkingserpent April 7, 2024
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Sea glass queef

The most uncommon Crayola color only produced 4 times in an abandon facility in hong kong.

The orignal producer, Fakyu Mika, was caught groping female workers at his previous job.
Hey why is that crayon in a glass seal

Its sea glass queef

*Immediate pussy magnet*
by Aubbey_waubbey June 6, 2024
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John paul Queef

When you are listening to Led Zeppelin and you queef out of your coochius Maximus
Omg! Chloe I just John Paul Queefed out of my pussy lips while cranking my hawg to Custard pie by Led Zeppelin
by John Paul Queef June 27, 2024
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