pasta ass

a girls ass, but its made of a type of pasta, usually spaghetti.

"im gonna eat that ass!"
"ew dude, no."
"calm down bro, its just some pasta ass."

by patchymoon July 13, 2018

Pastry

A pastry is happens when a girl allows her sex partner to ejaculate in her ass. The girl decides to hold the ejaculate in. Later on when she takes a shit the turds come out with the ejaculate wrapped around them.

My wife crapped out a pastry this morning a forgot to flush it.

by Wife Annoyer July 31, 2018

Pastard

An old or lost friend that abruptly ended the friendship or relationship out of anger or guilt.

Vince is a pastard, he told me he hated me because his girl likes me.

by Knowone hear August 1, 2018

Pasta

A code name of the weed

-Would you like to smoke some pasta?
-Sure, roll the joint

by juliesavch September 22, 2018

Pastawithnofatha

Here by means great friend. Pastawithnofatha is a very special kind of friend. usually, these friends are dumb. Often a Kimberly.

Kimberly is my Pastawithnofatha!!!

by gx jbtekd, September 28, 2018

PASTURE PRINCESS

The farmers daughter who is set to inherit the farm and all amenities included.

Synonyms: Wife Material

Guy 1: "You asked out Jackie?! I thought you said she wasnt your type"

Guy 2: "I found out she's an only child. She's a pasture princess they don't have to be pretty. They just need to not believe in prenups."

by Potter/Tioga memes September 8, 2018

Pastrami Sandwich

When two people cuddle or spoon each other, often on a couch or bed.

“Hey Sarah, do you want to make a pastrami sandwich with me?”

by Soup1039 November 7, 2018