Hydrophilic phone

When one microscopic water drop lands on your phone and makes your phone tweet a slur

Guy 1: Dude your Twitter got suspended
Guy 2: Yea i was dealing with a Hydrophilic phone

Guy 1: Dam I hate when that happens

by anonymous January 2, 2023

phone

Something that takes up your mind and makes you into a zombie that you never want to stop fucking playing with it so QUIT PLAYING WITH IT IT'S BULLSHIT

My mom:NO phone while eating (gets on phone and gets on FUCKING Facebook)

Me:(in mind)*fuck you*

by Ugh, I hate it all December 3, 2019

sellular phone

A mobile-communication device dat money-hungry companies use to bombard you wif telemarketing calls and text-message ads.

You need to be very careful who you give da number to yer Samsung Galaxy S24, as it can quickly get turned into a sellular phone!

by QuacksO July 25, 2025

New phones disease

The incessant need to check your device every 5 minutes no nothing's going on (usually pertains to smartphones but other electronic devices can apply)

Dude 1:Ever since Joe got his new iPhones 10s Max , he's been checking that thing every chance he gets.
Guy 2: uh oh Joe has new phones disease.
Dude 1 : God help us he needs treatment.

by Myzfyt July 25, 2019

Ghost Phone

When you take your phone out of your pocket and feel or think your phone is still in your pocket.

Guy one: "Shit dude why are you spazzing out?"
Guy two:" Just had a ghost phone moment, but I put my phone on the table."

by goodduck4 June 28, 2014

Phone

Something mom's always losing.

MOM; Hey SON!!
-WHat
-Wheerrees ma PHONE
-Damnit

by people eat ice cream March 12, 2021

Phone wanking

When someone is continually playing on there smart phone and avoiding more important work and getting self gratification from it.

Has James compiled that report? Na he is phone wanking again!

by Odin1918 July 13, 2010