ninja snow

noun: Frozen rain that sneaks up on you unexpectedly and beats the crap out of you only to leave quickly, without a trace. Also see: hail

The ninja snow totaled my car today! My Miata looks like a golf ball!

I was walking through the park yesterday when I got attacked by ninja snow. As soon as I got to shelter it was gone. Turned out to be a sunny day after that. Weird...

by grisslebone April 07, 2011

ninja vision

The arcane ability of knowing where everything in your house is while in complete darkness.

*2:30 am*

Boy: *sneaks into house quietly and walks towards bathroom*
Dad: ZZzzzz....
Boy: *walks into end table* OW FUCKKKK!!
Dad: You should really develop some ninja vision, son.

by ihazinternetz July 18, 2011

ninja tomato

a tough ninja who blushes a lot.

Girl #1: I'm a ninja! HIYYYYAAA!!
*blushes*

Girl #2: OH MY GOSHH YOU'RE A FREAKIN NINJA TOMATO!

by lolzcats16 October 26, 2011

ninja orgasm

When a sex partner shows no indication that orgasm is imminent to sneak one by or prevent the other from stopping just prior to orgasm.

My girlfriend totally pulled a ninja orgasm on me, she came twice when I thought I was still working on the first one.

by Kenzraig February 07, 2014

Ninja Stole

To steal something in stealth "mode." Very quite and quick.

Jane ninja stole $15 from my purse.

by Nikki6543 September 01, 2008

Ninja-Pacifiers

Ninja-Pacifiers are the best thing for your baby's to be sucking on

Ninja-Pacifiers I want your baby's sucking on me.

by Bristol730 May 05, 2022

ninja chimp1000

some little fat dirty hoe that can set a new world record for the amount of dicks taken.

damn callum you set the new world record you ninja chimp1000

by xXPR0xPANDASXx May 03, 2017