Beer Ninja

An educated epic beer guru with a no nonsense reportoire. One who guides, educates, inspires, with no bull crap. Genuine. Ninja

"Kara really knows so much about all types of beer and how they are made that she must be a ninja; a Beer Ninja!"

by Z Wine Ninja October 22, 2012

ninja tomato

a tough ninja who blushes a lot.

Girl #1: I'm a ninja! HIYYYYAAA!!
*blushes*

Girl #2: OH MY GOSHH YOU'RE A FREAKIN NINJA TOMATO!

by lolzcats16 October 26, 2011

Swamp-ninja

when someone sticks their finger in your sweaty butt

My uncle sneakily swamp-ninja'd my butt

by Feckinhec June 28, 2019

Selfie Ninja

,A person who takes a picture of a person taking a selfie. They can be anywhere when someone is taking a selfie. The person taking the selfie has no idea that they are being photographed by the ninja. This is not a photobomb---the ninja is not in the selfie, so position is key.

"Hey man, check out the hot piece of ace! Whoa, she's taking alot of selfies! I'll stand right here so she won't see me and take some pictures ! "

"Stand over there so she won't see you. You can be a selfie ninja! "

by Buck Walter July 25, 2016

Ninja slick

Noun~ a swift, often very lucky reflexive move performed in order to avoid any unfortunate situation. While driving this is referred to as a Jack Move.

Such as in jumping off a boat into water and remembering halfway that you still have your ipod on you and turning and throwing it successfully to a friend in the boat. Damn Skrappy,if you weren't ninja slick you would have just broke your damn neck.

by Lord Gekko May 22, 2008

Ninja Snap

The act of pretending to text whilst secretly attempting to take a hilarious picture of another student or teacher, resulting in a long period of outrageous laughing between you and your colleagues.

Dude 1: Oh my god, dude, did you see this pic I got of Charlotte?

Dude 2: HAHA! You ninja snapped her to hell!

by theurbanduckling January 12, 2012

Chicago Ninja

When someone is passed out so hard dropping a steaming pile on their chest wouldn't wake them up. You get a fan blowing on them on high. The you rub one out standing behind the fan, and spooge so it gets blown all over them through the fan, which hopefully belongs to them.

She passed out so hard last night I hit her with the Chicago Ninja and left.

by Bring an umbrella August 15, 2016