King Abbasi 

Some know him as the myth. Others the legend. I personally know him as the MAN.

Man 1. "guys have you heard the story about King Abbasi?"

Man 2. "Yes, ive heard that he have sold sand to a man in sahara"

Man 3. "I've heard that he can bench a car"

The man. The myth. The Legend.

King Abbasi by TheLegend1253721 September 24, 2019

King Edward 

A Royalty of sexual positions: The Girl pressed up against the headboard of a hotel bed on her knees, while the guy is up against her, riding her hard from behind and simultaneously pulling her hair.

Alternative: Standing up against a hotel window overlooking the city; same positioning.
Extra points for a sexy boutique hotel. (Eg. The Nelligan, The Drake, The Thompson, The Viceroy)
Alternative 2: The guy is lying with head at headboard using one hand to stimulate her Nipples and the other hand grabbing her ass, while she rides his face, still pressing her body against the headboard.

I love to do the King Edward when we first check into a hotel.

King Edward by Mollyh September 28, 2019

KING AZUZ 

gayyyyyy and a king and has a small dic and is a tryhard at FORTNITEEEE battle RoYalE

king azuz touched my d and try to stick his little d in me and destroyed me in fortnite uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

KING AZUZ by youngdagerdict October 16, 2019

King’s party

9. april is king’s day so party like crazy

King’s party is the best

King’s party by Motherfuckerx69x October 16, 2019

King Amire 

A cool dude who owns his own stuff. But he sounds 12. Sometimes goes on a power trip. Slightly Homophobic

Person 1: He it's king amire Person 2: oh hey 12 year old. Person 3: Isn’t he slightly homophobic?

King Amire by KikiG.o.D October 20, 2019

King Hall 

A chow hall at the United States Naval Academy that has terrible food. It is renowned for serving eight 3.5 inch chicken patties for a table of twelve Midshipman. It is only one of many parts of the Naval Academy that sucks at accomplishing its job, though this is not the fault of the workers, rather the person in charge of budgeting. The only quality foods you will find at this chow hall are the desserts. And you wondered why the navy was so fucking fat.

Since I ran out of money from my last $125 paycheck I've been eating at King Hall. In three weeks I've lost 30 pounds, had two cases of food poisoning and haven't been able to crap for three days, but hey, it's free.

King Hall by catch22usna November 5, 2019

King dzl 

A self produced rap artist from the dalles with a fucked up sense of humor and good music

Have you heard king dzls new track

King dzl by I heart bots November 6, 2019