Jakeing Off

The act of masturbating while thinking about, talking to, or having any contact with someone named Jake who you have a secret crush on.

Unfortunately, this Jake is usually your friend's boyfriend.

Nicole was Jakeing Off last night.

by ColleensBuddy October 14, 2009

ste n jake

We are cool!
We are the best!
Betta than the rest!

Ste n Jake are here in a lesson, any lesson, on a computer,
n Bored SHITLESS probably cuz School is SHIT!

by Ste 'n' Jake December 16, 2004

pull a jake

To "like" something on facebook that morally shouldn't be liked.

Also to cum super fast.

Did they really just pull a jake on my status?!

by cfunkk91 September 15, 2010

Jake

A midget with a hot sister.

Wow look at that Jake's sister, she'd get it.

by tittysprinkles69 August 24, 2014

JakeBalls

The act of cock blocking on all of your friends.

Whoa dude look at that nick boy pullin' a jakeballs

by justcallmejakeballs January 13, 2010

Jaked

Defeated in a humiliating fashion, especially in a video game

Dude, we just got Jaked in that game.

by DaLuxFerre January 13, 2009

Jake

One of the cutest guys in school.....but once to know him he is a complete dick.

Jake, a guy at your school.

by Jaynie, Krtisten October 5, 2012