Hand Simulator

God, I fucking hate this piece of shit game. Streamers and youtubers play it so they can get incredibly angry in front of their audience, which of course gets them tons of views. The entire game controls like Superman 64 and fills anyone who plays it with pure, unhindered rage. The developers of this "game" belong in the pits of hell along with the worst people Earth has ever seen

"Have you ever played Hand Simulator?"
"Yeah, and I fucking hated it. And I hate you for bringing it up."

by Generic Asshole no. 5402 August 3, 2020

Spiderman Hand

Manual stimulation of the clitoris internally and externally wherein the middle and ring fingers are inserted into the vagina while the index and pinky fingers rest against the lower labia/inter thighs and the palm against the upper labia and clitoris. The middle and ring fingers are then curled toward the palm in a trigger/hook motion.

His Spiderman Hand game left me weak and shaking.

by anonymous September 6, 2020

Zeev Hands

A visual hand cue to "stir the pot." The act of rubbing hands vigorously while deliberately trying to make a situation awkward or tense by bringing attention to unwanted topics.

My friend Zeev Hands in front of my wife when he asked why I came home late last night, knowing full well I was at a strip club.

by FinWeek August 17, 2022

hand nude

a hand nude is a hand without skin.

dude: “bro, send me hand nudes”
bro: “ok” *rips off skin*

by iwanturpepeteaknightcookie February 7, 2022

urine hand

When a person pisses in their hand during masturbation to increase the friction of the rubbing. (Salt in the urine creates more friction.)

Rubbing my dick dry wasn't working, had to give myself the urine hand.

by Shaymus99 August 10, 2021

hand-wrist

a physical deformity in which the size of the wrist and the size of the hand have little or no differance, making it seem as if fingers sprouted directly out of one's wrist. this condition is believed to be a result of chronic masturbation. (or just being fat)

Jim Ellis has the worst hand-wrists ever.

by Ümbra May 26, 2004

Triangle Hands

Triangle hands: An upside-down triangle hand gesture that one makes either when things are ridiculous, awkward, or for no reason whatsoever. The triangle hand is made when a person brings their fingers together so they touch, and then points their hand down, therefore creating what looks like an upside-down triangle. It is important to note here that when a person makes two triangle hands and rotates them while emitting a strange noise from their throat, they are trying to signal the extreme awkwardness of a situation.

Person 1: It's awkward, cause she doesn't even know the other girl isn't into her.
Person 2: And she's still trying to get with her?
Person 1: Oh yeah. She's real thirsty.
Person 2: Well, that's awkward. Definitely a triangle hands moment. *triangle hands*

by trianglehandsqueen June 27, 2013