Foot long sub

A submissive man (usually)

With a large penis

Y- “you know they don’t call me a Foot long sub for nothing”

(Person your taking to)- “dude wtf”

by The mother fucker!?!? June 17, 2023

Foot asphyxiation

Squeezing on a pair of shoes that you really like - but they just wont fit - the Cinderella Syndrome

Shoes sooo tight that you cant get them on, or shoes that have shrunk around your feet as you have been wearing them, or have your feet just swollen - foot asphyxiation my shoe loving people.

by Diet Schmiet November 26, 2010

Foot me downs

What the second and third child get for their feet because only the oldest gets new shoes.

Little Juliet was always walking with a slight limp, because her sister Emma’s foot me downs had lost a heel on the right side, forcing her to walk in a large circle to the right.

by You rReal Name September 09, 2020

Web footed chicken

Sea gull

Look at those web footed chickens eating the leftovers on the beaxh

by Materlizard February 27, 2018

Lori Light footed

When one person or persons look to have the appearance of a struck match

Quan looks Lori Light footed, after a day at the beach.

by Tommygun45 January 21, 2023

No shoe foot

When you have no shoes but socks on

Person 1: “I walked through the park no shoe foot.
Person 2: “shoe.”

by urmyudi May 16, 2022

Smurf’s foot

An infection so bad on your foot that it turns blue

Damn, Chelsea has Smurf’s foot and should probably see a doctor so she can save the limb.

by Bergy Big Shlong September 15, 2020