Knowing the typicalness of any ordinary French guy, they don't apply deodorant, which means they sweat like pigs, using this common sense, this sex act is when a french guy lubes up a females foot with his sweat and shoves it as far up his ass as he can until he cums
"I want to France over the summer, and this guy named Pierre, asked me out, he was charming at first and when we got back to his place, he started to rub his armpits on my foot, he tried to give me a french foot-massage!"
by JamesPage February 4, 2025
Get the French Foot-Massage mug.A football player who predominantly plays as a striker but is more effective or prefers shooting with their weaker foot compared to their dominant one.
Despite being right-footed, he scores most of his goals with his left, making him a true opposite-foot striker.
by zruwl February 13, 2025
Get the Opposite-foot Striker mug.A footballer who is mysteriously unable to score goals with their dominant foot during open play and can only find the net using their opposite foot. This unusual trait, almost like a curse, makes their finishing both unpredictable and frustrating, as every attempt with their stronger foot somehow fails—except for penalties, which they can convert with their dominant foot.
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Get the Happy Foot mug.You put a 6 inch subway sandwich (extra mayo) over someones penis and then give them a foot job for $5
by LeBrons veiny dih March 5, 2025
Get the $5 Foot-Job mug.A 'foot' is a person who is very cool, kind and epic. They are a notorious good person who is known by many for their positive effect on others. The word foot comes from the word 'legend', as when you split the word 'legend' in half, you get 'leg end'. The end of the leg is the position of the foot, hence the new meaning of the word 'foot'.
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