dark mormon

The Dark Mormons are a religious empire that zealously and violently follows and propagates its religion DLDS. An absolutely fanatic group that believes life is antagonistic to the natural state of the universe. They intend to convert or kill all who oppose them.

"It is said the comet always proceeds the Dark Mormon."

by PsoriasisSam March 6, 2014

Dark Brandon

A weak phrase liberals use in attempting to defend a senile old man who believes he's the president. However the man is actually a 81 year old who claims to see dead people and poops his pants in front of the Pope.

Did you guys see Dark Brandon own those MAGAs?

by bobob88888888 February 8, 2024

Dark Christ

A drug seller who sells false dream

I meet a dark Christ got some saver. Let's get the resurrection.

by Goodchild May 14, 2015

dark peasant

The dark peasant is 2nd strongest in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

Dark Peasants have a dark hands surrounded him to protect

Dark peasant cost 9999999

He is almost impossible to kill

by anonymous October 4, 2023

Dark Angel

An angel that wants you to fuck their best friends mother as hard as you can, leaving cum everywhere.

Fuckkkk, ahhhh im not sorry for this. The dark angel told me to fuck you.

by Walletinspector November 21, 2020

new dark souls

a recently released game that is a bit difficult

dat boi: "Hey, heard of that new game?"
dis boi; "Sure! They call it the new Dark Souls."

by drJunkenstein October 25, 2017

dark souls dog

Fuck this fucking piece of shit fucking stupid shit

I got jumped by like eight of these fuckers, I hate dark souls dogs!

by Andre of Astora June 13, 2023