by CharlemagneTheGreat November 24, 2020
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Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.
by Hookname December 4, 2020
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Captain Chonk Chonk is our lord and saviour. His immense power is enough to squash 69 coconuts at once.
by Chonky Boi 69 December 5, 2020
Get the captain chonk chonk mug.A sought after man who not only wants to have a threesome with a couple, but also has enough wit and charm to turn into a longstanding friend afterwards. Often considered a mythical creature.
by Even_remedy December 12, 2020
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by Captain stupid head December 22, 2020
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by CPO1KM December 23, 2020
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Odysseus was Cephalonian not Ithacan Retard - Homer 800 something BC
Odysseus led the gallant Cephallenians,
From Ithaca and leaf-quivering Neriton,
- IIiad 2.631-2
Odysseus led the gallant Cephallenians,
From Ithaca and leaf-quivering Neriton,
- IIiad 2.631-2
by Greggypoop February 24, 2021
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