Cat lady 

A lady who suffers from a horrible childhood, with nobody to love, besides stray cats that dig in the families garbage. Soon discovers cats are her friends and she enjoys talking, petting, and going to the movies with these cats. Many of the cats tend to have many venereal diseases that spread quickly to the old lady. Tends to have many wrinkles. And unwashed grease ball hair. And love to eat potatoes.

Cat Lady- An elderly woman owning/sleeping with fifty plus cats. Don't drool on the fur balls.

Cat lady by Sunshine Lady December 19, 2008

Cat Scratch 

The act of having sex with a woman from below while she scratches your chest. She will also screech every gyration to add to the sexiness.

"Mary cat scratched the hell out of Austin after dinner."

Cat Scratch by Prince de Perse February 1, 2009

cat shat 

Late teens to early/mid tweties male who wears ripped and/or low hanging jeans with a diamond encrusted belt. Their coat or t-shirt usually has a meaningless crest either on the front or back with an ornamental scarf regardsless of the season. The iconially "swept" hair with optional highlights looks like it's been styled with cat shit, hence "cat shat".

Look at that cat shat, I'd love to take his scarf and shove it up his ass!

cat shat by DeVNuLL82 January 30, 2009

cat farmer 

A label in the airline hospitality industry, referring to female flight attendants who are older and considered past their youthful prime of beauty. Usually they have decades of service with their airline. This is mostly an American industry term, as foreign airlines usually limit stewardesses to a top age of 26.

Janis was trying to work the flight to Chicago, but she was trumped by that cat farmer Eileen, who has twenty years of service with the company.

cat farmer by GilbertoV March 26, 2007

cat drinking the milk out the bowl

cat drinking the milk out the bowl is a metaphor for the slurping of the "milk" out of the vagina. usually done by a male, but not in all cases........

lets just say, last night i was cat drinking the milk out the bowl!!!

cat drinking the milk out the bowl by dacatz March 14, 2011

Cat in a Hat

Term used to describe someone who is attractive, yet unstable. They seem like a good time, but turn out to be a complete mess.

I wouldn't hookup with him/her if I were you, I hear he's/she's a "cat in a hat."

Cat in a Hat by Brainy Ledom August 1, 2011

cat food 

A male courting an older female.

Mike is dating that cougar. He is therefore cat food.

cat food by CocoBird March 15, 2012