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personality like a 'can of dog food' 

A subjective personality type where the individual looks boring, plain (and even unappealing) on the outside even when they try to put a fun spin on themselves (usually because they try too hard to be likable), then when you crack them open (depending on your personality type) you realize... they are actually a pretty gross on the inside. However there are other people who do like them a LOT for whatever reason (dogs), these individuals tend to flock to them immediately, either in defense of them or to basically eat them up, often offering some of the person's bullshit up to others who usually tell them either, 'I'm good' or 'eww, gross', to which they immediately take offense.
Dude, you should watch the Legend of Korra it is SO amazing.

Nah, Korra has a personality like a 'can of dog food'

Man, f*ck you, bro! Korra is awesome!
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Y’all can’t behave 

A phrase associated with Reddit moderators who lock threads because peoplebreak the rules”, or otherwise get too out of hand. Often used when lots of comments in the thread get removed.

Also known as getting “y’alled”.
This post has been reported like 100 times, so I’m locking it because y’all can’t behave.
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The ATF Can Suck My Dick 

This is just for the mug
Chad: Hey Kyle did you get the "The ATF Can Suck My Dick" mug?
Kyle: Fuck ya i got that mug!

how bad can i be

A line from the 2012 Universel Pictures and Illumination Lorax during the Onceler's song "How Bad Can I Be?"
Me: Hey have you seen How Bad Can I Be?
Him: Yes

Something's wrong, I can feel it

When you look at scp-001, knowing it causes cardiac arrest followed by death, and your father is in a hospital emergency room for cardiac arrest
Something's wrong, I can feel it. I think my father has died, but I haven't been updated of it yet

My bra is too tight, can you fix it? 

Every boi dreams of a girl saying this to them
Girl: My bra is too tight, can you fix it?
Emo boi: RAWR XD
Girl: *blushes*

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a sentence that is gramatically correct and shows superiority over all even those whom say "whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es"
Person 1:"whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es names their kid 'person 2'?"
Person 2:"Oh yeah? Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo on a ship-shipping ship shipping shipping-ships while doing the can-can can-can can can can can can-can"
Peraon 2:"I'm sorry, I see the error of my ways"