boater balls

The act of hurting one's testicles while operating a watercraft.

I took my kayak down some rough rapids and now I have boater balls.

by anonymous December 14, 2023

BOATS

BOATS is an acronym standing for "Based On A True Story," commonly used to describe movies, documentaries, and books. This designation signifies that, although there may be elements of dramatization for narrative effect, the core events, characters, or premises are anchored in real-life occurrences. The term adds a layer of authenticity and intrigue, suggesting that the depicted events have a factual basis, thus enhancing the emotional or educational impact on the audience.

"Have you seen 'Catch Me If You Can'? It's about this incredible con artist who pulled off some of the most audacious scams in history, posing as a pilot, a doctor, and a legal prosecutor—all before his 19th birthday. And guess what? It's BOATS. Leonardo DiCaprio plays the lead, and it's based on the true story of Frank Abagnale. Really puts the whole adventure into perspective knowing it actually happened."

or

"People keep trying to convince me 'National Treasure' is BOATS, claiming the secret codes and historical conspiracies are real. While the movie uses historical figures and events, it’s largely a work of fiction. Still, imagining it could be true adds to the thrill!"

by d.naniel March 4, 2024

Boating

"Riding the same boat" - Collaborating towards success (by streaming, voting, and supporting)

PJM are BOATING for LIKE CRAZY coz we love Park Jimin

by sottjm March 14, 2024

Boats n' Hoes

Two things that you gotta have.

If you don't, then you likely don't have an 8 inch member. Nor would you be capable of producing a quart when you cum.

Dudebro #1: You know what this beach party is missing dude? Boats n' Hoes.

Dudebro #Dos: Bro you're right, you go get some Boats and Hoes and I'll go get some nachos and Lemonheads™.

by CancerousMoleThatWillGetBetter May 15, 2024

Boathead

A common nickname for the largest headed mammal on the planet, only qualifying if its head to body ratio surpasses 18:1. Typical characteristics of a Boathead include poor dress sense, being sensitive, needy and a generally unpleasant individual.

Greg: ‘Is that a hot air balloon floating towards us in the distance?’

John: ‘No, it’s just Boathead going for his morning stroll’

by Top Rod July 3, 2024

boatitecture

Architecture on a boat.

The boatitecture on this cruise ship is rather impressive.

by Unregistered Guest July 4, 2024

boatmeal

Oatmeal with a banana. The banana is cut in half and both halves placed around the edge of the oatmeal in the bowl. So it looks like the banana halves are the sides of a boat carrying the oatmeal inside :3 you can also add strawberries in the boat and they can be like the crew of the ship ^_^

Wait a second, saying that makes it feel a lot weirder eating it now. Uhhhhhh....

le me in the morning: bruh im hungry i need a gourmet instant breakfast. i gotta make me some boatmeal

by project rectangle January 9, 2025