A term defining the art and science of appreciating fine breast structure in the human species. A broad term that may refer to a male of female chest region as the observer may have personal preference. Boobitecture has the subcategory of brassieritecture in which the breast structure of the specimen observed is dependent upon the outside supporting force of a brassiere to obtain aesthetically pleasing and structurally sound qualities.
Man 1: Look at the boobitecture on that girl!
Man 2: The structural quality of that woman's mammary glands are well above building codes in this area!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!