your life

pointless

your life is a pencil with no point

by dino titties November 10, 2019

semi-life

When you play video games with your real life friends.

G1 : I play games alot
G2 : Wow talk about no life
G1 : I only play them with my real-life friends though.
G2 : Oh, you have a semi-life then, Cod tonight?
G1 : No

by Ejobisgay October 8, 2011

my life

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by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ March 30, 2022

907 for life

What someone says when they love the state of Alaska and plan to stay there for years to come. It stems from the fact that the area code for Alaska is 907.

Person A: How long have you been in Alaska?
Person B: 20 years! 907 for life man!

by nilethe146 December 24, 2018

Thug Life

THUG LIFE

It represents what drove 2pac - his absolute fundamental. Having integrity and staying true, absolutely. He came from the truth and this is the life of a thug. It's a reoccurring theme throughout his entire career. Similarly, being a thug means someone who stays true - doesn't lie, bullshit, cheat or snake.

Thug Life: He's a thug for life, he'll never waver from his values.

by doubletwo September 16, 2016

life fartners

When two people in a relationship have become so comfortable being around each other that they feel free to fart in front of the other constantly.

You can tell Jon and Alex are life fartners, she just ripped one in his face.

by Jerry McQuire April 14, 2010

life-lard

A lifeguard that simply sits around on their lard-ass while at work and does not pay any real attention to the swimmers. Employed officially as lifeguards, such folks seem to be completely oblivious and disconnected from their job - which is to guard and protect lives. Life-lards appear to care very little or nothing at all for the lives that they are supposedly guarding.

Life-lards tend to avoid looking at the pool as much as possible. Instead, they hide out in the office, stare into space, and/or talk incessantly to each other. Life-lards also tend to send or read text messages, as a means of avoiding looking at the pool.

by Habitus June 13, 2010