my ball

Claiming possession of said girl/guy

Alex: aye bro you know her?

You: yea that’s my ball

by Jugg1n May 27, 2025

I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.

Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”

by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021

Water In My Throat

The feeling of getting chocked up by something surprising or the sight of someone of someone you love and you can't believe that person is yours.

When I saw my girlfriend I had Water In My Throat by how gorgeous she was.

by WaterBoyID April 12, 2025

Prepare my anus

A phrase used when dreading an uncomfortable situation.

Jane: Hey Dave what's got you all balled up?

Dave: My wifes' parents are stay over all week, I gotta prepare my anus.

by JustAnotherUselessUser June 2, 2019

christmas in my mouth

When santa cums in a girls mouth instead of coming down the chimney. Santa slides down your throats instead of the chimney.

Last night was a crazy Christmas Eve party. I think I experienced Christmas in my mouth because my mouth was nasty and Clayton sure didn't get anything from me.

by Frenado Alvarado January 7, 2017

my hair it dont move

my hair doesnt move

my hair it dont move; bald headed big back ass bitch

by myyyyyyayyyy July 3, 2023

Going to get my colours

Going to get my colours is the term which means to retire from a classroom to go to the toilet, most likely for a poo.

guys im going to get my colours

by t-paintony November 3, 2010