my penis

something big

yo dude my penis is so big!

by insane lesbian furry November 20, 2022

My penis

The smallest thing on the fucking earth

I have a micro penis. My penis is the size of a ant

by My Micro Penis May 25, 2021

My penis

My gf has this for some reason… I don’t.

My penis is 3 inches long.

by SleepyPensilz January 17, 2025

My penis

It is big.

"My penis,"

"Who the fuck starts a conversation like that you weird ass piece of sh-"

by What the fuck is a vagina February 06, 2022

no more "my body's telling me's"

Something someone says to someone that's high even if that said someone is higher than a blanket.

Woodspannaelanaitucket!
Woodspannaelanaitucket?
no more "my body's telling me's"

by Master of beargreen April 15, 2024

Rushing My Teeth

When you don't have enough time to brush your teeth properly and you quickly coat your teeth with toothpaste using either your finger or a toothbrush to simply freshen your breath.

I was so late for work today, i ended up rushing my teeth. Hopefully my breath stays fresh all day.

by AngDevilo April 16, 2018

MY NUTS BE HANGING LOW DAWG

exactly what it means MY NUTS BE HANGING LOW DAWG.

friend:have u seen that guy Joel?
other guy: whenever i see him MY NUTS BE HANGING LOW DAWG

by la cokaraacha January 08, 2021