Lick my tit bitch

If you are over weight and someone is talking shit use the phrase "Lick My Tit Bitch

"your so shit at basket ball"

"Lick my tit bitch"

by BIG_ L May 17, 2021

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bunched my bojangles

When your underwear smashes your nuts.

My tightie whities smashed my nuts so hard, it really bunched my bojangles.

by TheBaconSizzle January 12, 2017

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I thought my air pods were on-

that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you

Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-

by Queen of Leechenstein May 5, 2021

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The act of sucking a phat dick while the guy is in handstand position and the dick sucker is standing, sucking the phat dick, while also lighting the reciever's butthole hairs on fire. Resembling smoking a heady glass pipe.

Hey Daddy I really wanna smoke your bowl.

OMG! did u hear Sally smoked Dev's bowl last night?? What a baddie!

Hope your bowl is packed phat, I have deep lungs and can hit that all night baby

She said she would smoke my bowl if the dodger won, fucking dodgers!

by Thick Johnson November 2, 2017

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