poop vagina

The dirty crust found in the vagina when a girl wears her underwear backwards.

Katie has a poop vagina

by JHerrmann May 21, 2006

poop noodle

the stream of poop/piss mixture you urinate after having anal sex

Dude, last night I was having anal and this morning I had a gnarly poop noodle.

by Anonymous April 21, 2003

Poop-sicle

Poop that has been put on a stick for some sick reason

I ate fudge-sicle today but it tasted like shit! I think it might have been a poop-sicle!

by Bill Morrow December 16, 2005

Ghost poop

When you take a shit but have nothing to wipe; most people follow this up with a couple of safety strokes just in-case.

The eerie and mysterious phenomenon of pooping without leaving any trace of such on your butt, giving a "too-clean-for-comfort" feeling.

"Fuck, I'll be right back man I had a ghost poop earlier today so I hardly wiped but now I'm starting to smell the stank... shit"

by Whelp September 19, 2011

poop on kids

to repeatedly pwn a person or a group of people.

KILLTACULAR!!
Omjeans I poop on kids!

by teh pwnlet October 13, 2006

Poop Aloof

When one is too shy to poop at a friend's house, and must resort to coming up with lies and excuses to go back to their house in order to take care of business.

"Homie says he went home to check on his cat, but I'm pretty sure he went home to take a dump."

"Why didn't he just go here?"

"Because there's only one bathroom and he's poop aloof."

by Beehiver January 26, 2010

pool poop

A pool poop occurs when you poop, wipe, and there is no poop on the toilet paper when you check to see if you need to wipe again.

A pool poop gets its name from the place where they are most common: The pool! Often when one poops at the pool (note: not IN the pool) one does not find any poop on the toilet paper after the first wipe.

Person 1: Man, the other day I pooped and when i wiped there was no excrement at the toilet paper! Wow!

Person 2: Oh man, where you at the pool? That's a classic pool poop!

Person 3: Gee whiz, I go to the pool just to poop, I love pool poops!!!!!

by geewhizwhatapoop February 5, 2014