Peeking turtle 

The peeking turtle is when your eating a girls ass and when she turns around you see she had a dick.

Dude, i was eating her ass, and she had a peeking turtle.

Peeking turtle by Cumdumpster12 January 18, 2017

Aquatic turtle 

To shit in your partners mouth after vigourously teabagging them. it is said to be a rare occourance among youur average couple.

hey bro i was on ST(small talk VLN) and -JasoN- told me that i should put my jewlies in my girls mouth and then shit in her mouth...it was awsome, she ate that shit like a pro. He called it an aquatic turtle.

Aquatic turtle by -JasoN- September 17, 2007

baby turtle 

a turtle that isnt really a turtle at all. really a tortiose, ( a heffer)

are you sure you can carry that baby turtle

baby turtle by mctoker May 23, 2008

autistic turtle porn 

A way to describe terrible sex.

Hannah: How's Barry in bed?

Barbra: It was like the most autistic turtle porn you've ever seen!

Hannah: I'm so sorry for you. :(

autistic turtle porn by Headless High May 18, 2018

awkward turtle 

you use awkward turtle as a secret code. use "awkward turtle" when you want a close friend to check you for b.o.
if you are guilty of b.o. your friend says "yes, awkward turtle", if not, "no awkward turtle"

random person: "some one smells like b.o."

patrick(to heather):"awkward turtle?"

heather(to patrick):"no awakward turtle"

patrick(to random person):"well, it's not me!"

awkward turtle by Corbin Heather October 2, 2007

The Turtle club 

The turtle club is a group of guys who have slept with or sleep with women of low Attraction. Some would say a 5 out of 10.

The turtle club is a group of guys with low standard's that sleep with women that other guy's wouldn't touch or would only get a BJ from

Yo I joined the turtle club last night. Yeah she was pretty big.

Yo the ugly girl over there wants the dick bro. You ready to join the turtle club?

The Turtle club by Crazy charismatic August 8, 2017

Mutant turtle teenagers

Youngins that act like there 80! They generally play chess, where plain clothing, eat bland foods such as soup and hate the young generation. These outcasts of society are usually of an age of 10-19 to be considered "Mutant turtle teenagers".

Craig (A teenager) "Hey guys wanna play some frisbeeee?"

Mr.Peterson (One of the Mutant turtle teenagers) "Oh when this game of chess is over, and let me fetch my extra plain grey sweater"

Leonardo (One of the teenage mutant ninja turtles) "Cowabunga!"

Mutant turtle teenagers by Chugmeister of Sicily June 22, 2010