Snowball surprise

When you cum into your girlfriend's mouth and she doesn't swallow. Then she goes in for a kiss and spits it back into your mouth. The ultimate hate fuck.

Yeah man, I broke up with Megan after she gave me a snowball surprise. What a cumguzzler.

by Gabracadabra October 13, 2018

Surprise Pigeon

When you steal a person's sandwich and then jizz on their shoulder.

Jeff was being an ass flaunting his fucking sandwich around so I gave that fucker a Surprise Pigeon!

by 87 Heavy September 21, 2018

fleshdog surprise

A fleshdog surprise is what happens when you do a handstand with your homie and shit while pointing your asscrack parallel with the floor and then have your friend lay the turd between your cheeks like a hotdog wiener between the buns then piss on it. Serve Warm

"dude, I helped my friend prepare a fleshdog surprise yesterday!"
"Oh shit! Howd it taste?"

by freese daddy August 4, 2020

Ventriloquist surprise

The act of sneaking up on a person and shoving your arm up there anus till you can control there mouth like a ventriloquist dummy

Hey dude I pranked your brother with a ventriloquist surprise.

by Rexstfs December 23, 2021

Kindle surprise

The resonating sound a kindle makes as it bounces off your skull when you fall asleep while reading.

I had a particularly painful kindle surprise last night, hence the black eye

by Web4less July 18, 2021

Surprise fold

A traditional toy from the late 2010s to early 2020s that involves a paper fold with a drawing on it, and what is inside, Something

Everyone loves surprise folds

by Youtubefan25 March 5, 2025

Mreasydeck surprise

The act of sucking and fucking a transgirl at the same time.

He was trying to get her attention, so he gave her the Mreasydeck surprise.

by Samguy August 24, 2024