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Ham tanking

Forcibly and consensually yet possibly unexpectedly feeding someone your asshole. Presenting your ass to be eaten at an unexpected time without relent.
1: I was trying to read the paper when

suddenly Jamie started ham tanking me.

2: It's a good friend indeed who can identify when noone else can, that your mood can only be elevated by a sound ham tanking.
by Freckle Newt February 14, 2024
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Ham Bap

A delicious ham bap with copious amounts of butter on that you buy in the City Arms Pub. They make everything so much better and cure even the worst of hangovers.
My wife just left me, the only thing that will make me feel better is a cheeky Ham Bap.

Someones just asked me to eat ass again - someone get me a ham bap stat.
by R0bboCop September 21, 2022
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Ham doggin’

The act of performing aggressive pork like feeding rituals while holding a CoRNDOGGS above your head like an undercover weenie
Hey Devon! Did you see Cletus at the party last night ham doggin’ on Glenese? Her hips were really swangin!
by The female ham dog November 30, 2019
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Ham,banana,hollandaise meal

Was created in Yulee, by in the 1750s by Bryan jeffers great great great grandfather
-Yu gon eat dinner?

-nah MA I ain't eating that Ham,banana,hollandaise meal shyt
by Yat yas-le July 17, 2018
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dookie ham

Type of poop that's about the size of a whole baloney, thick, dense, and heavy.
"I laid down a dookie ham so dense you can see the ribs and fat in it."

- What sort of flavor is this fine meat?
- Nah bro that's the dookie ham I slammed down this morning
by layingdookiehamsdaily May 2, 2025
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Dropping Ham

My boy John been dropping ham, no fine bitches🤦 ♂️”
by Larry san February 14, 2024
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