Buffalo Smoothie 

The act of defecating into someone else's anus, and then they defecate it back out into the original person's mouth. That person then hurls the defecation into a cup, and it is then enjoyed by both participants.

That guys really enjoys buffalo smoothies for breakfast.

Buffalo Smoothie by Judy Hebron October 9, 2008

cooter scooter 

A term used to describe the lilbuddy
It comes from the ability for a woman to put her cooter on your penis and ride it all over the place like a scooter.

that slut rode my cooter scooter all over the place last night.

cooter scooter by venge April 15, 2003

Tom Pearl Smoothie 

a man named tom pearl shits into a wine glass and mixes it up with a spoon and finally drinks it with no problem

NtNO and Prince: I want a Tom Pearl Smoothie!
Tom Pearl: *turns on camera* Hi my name is Tom Pearl and i’m gonna make a smoothie for ya!

Tom Pearl Smoothie by cocksuckingcowboy69 March 3, 2022

shoot myself in the face 

a sign of disgruntlement over an event

I just broke and fell out of my desk in front of the whole class! I wanna shoot myself in the face!

shoot myself in the face by Mary Queen of Scots April 23, 2003

Smooth Jazz

Apparently, everyone who's put a definition for smooth jazz is an incompetent moron. Smooth jazz requires the same amount of effort and work as any other type of jazz. Smooth jazz is usually more creative and innovative.

Stupid Person: L0l!!!!11!1 smo0the jass iz 4 elavait0rzz!!!11!1 lyzzen 2 sum reel gazz lyke mylezz daivus!!!11!1

Smooth Jazz is just as good as regular jazz.

Smooth Jazz by Black_Spade August 12, 2008

smooth dackin 

a word originating in rural north texas, easily used in a good or bad/ male or female context.

1. smooth dackin from male to female could mean sexual activity among other things.

2. smooth dackin from male to male usually means doing wrong to them or screwing something up for them in one form or another.

3. just a random statement.

male to female: "hey baby, if you're lucky, i might just give you a smooth dackin."

male to male: "hey fucker, you do that shit one more time i'll give you a smooth dackin"

general statement: (while playing a game of poker, and just lost a big hand) "man, i got the smooth dackin right there!"

smooth dackin by VA bitch April 11, 2005

smoothie 

when a guy and another guy have butt times and one guy releases into the other dude's booty and then to save the turtles, sticks a metal straw up the other bro's anal cavity and slurps up the juices and wishes him a good night.

"hey broski you wanna smoothie?"
"uh sure?"

smoothie by smoothy.slurp September 21, 2019