french onion ring

When a French being or someone from French descent sits on another's face and they put their lips into the other persons asshole, causing it to form a ring that smells like onion

ADAM, That French onion ring was amazing

by Whales102 March 5, 2015

Wok ring

When your fiancé’s penis is the size of the engagement ring he got you (which is so puny)

Did you see her wok ring? It was so tiny I had to squint in order to catch a glimpse of it

by LittleCC November 4, 2021

ring ning ning ning

The TRUE onomatopoeia for a chainsaw.

Stand back! I got a chainsaw!

Ring ning ning ning ning ning ning...!

by BFDICream May 9, 2022

Disco Rings

Sweaty stains in the armpit area of a shirt or blouse caused by dancin’ the night away in a nightclub. Also armpit sweat stains in general.

That Chelsea shirt you’ve got on needs a wash. Look at those disco rings!

by Doldi April 18, 2019

'ring flu

Describes the obsession a racer may contract after driving on the Nürburgring in Germany. 'Ring flu is characterized by the irresistible desire to drive on the track, even if one is hundreds of miles away from it.

Friend #1: "Do you think Jon is ever going to quit? He's already done ten laps today!"
Friend #2: "No, I think he's got 'ring flu."
Friend #1: "Yeah, I thought so."

by TheAutobahnBurner November 14, 2009

Ring Race

When women and their friends begin to race each other for who can get married first. Many times they do not care who the husband is. As long as the ring is on their finger before their friends, they are happy.

Wanda and her boyfriend just got engaged. OMG I need to get engaged ASAP or I'll be alone forever. I don't care who the bastard is. The ring race is on!

by blueeyedevil August 1, 2012

Clean my rings

You just got done “DJ-ing” someone and you now must wash your hands but want people to know why

I just got done with Madi, now i need to go clean my rings.

by LittleExcursion420 June 28, 2024