Painted the mustache 

A cheeks to cheeks passing of gas straight over the face of some unsuspecting victim.

Sitting relaxing and all unawares, Casey suddeny took a massive methane face load when bean-powered Baily spun and painted the mustache as he passed.

Painted the mustache by Dropping Deuces of 262 December 13, 2012

Paint your ears 

When you say something that you know the other person just wants to hear. It may not be the truth but it makes them feel better. It's kind of sugar-coating your response to the other person or subject.

If you don't want me to tell you the truth, then I'll just paint your ears. Or, I don’t care what you say, I think you did a great job.
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Paint your ears by GMoneyGrill June 3, 2016

paintard 

One who carries a whole tin of paint up a ladder, and then while on the way down, falls off ladder spilling paint over front door, wall and pavement.

Steve called to say he's not coming in today. Non-medical emergency.

Really? What's he done?

He's gone and poured paint all over the front of his house.

What a paintard.

Indeed.

paintard by mavdav June 29, 2016

painters new years 

A time of the year when a painter/master painter, is so down from bad weather effecting his/her work. The painters new year was created to give painters something to look forward to.

I'm so depressed Griffin, I need something to look forward to,

Griffin: you do! It's painters new years!!

painters new years by Pommmmmy July 15, 2017

Paint the street 

To shoot someone in cold blood, presumably out of anger.

If you show up here, imma paint the street

Paint the street by bartholomew mexidankus January 6, 2019

Pint Princess 

A female of questionable looks and appeal to the sober eye that will require a potential suitor to consume at lease six or move pints of brew for her to become reasonably attractive and desirable for sexual relations.

This bar is full of pint princesses tonight braaaaaahhh. Looks like another hangover is in store.

My cousin is a pint princess. It only took me twelve pints this Christmas for me to put it to her down on the basement after dinner.

Pint Princess by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

Paint the Flamingos 

To projectile vomit on the person sitting across from you.

Oii, check out Tim. He's so smashed that he's guna paint the Flamingos

Paint the Flamingos by YeeWhoMemes November 29, 2019