Left side of the graph

A metaphor for negativity or a regressive attitude.
Refers to a person, mindset, or situation stuck in pessimism, toxicity, or backward thinking — like being on the left side of a graph where the values are negative.
Coined by Ayush Khanjarwal (2025).

Stop hanging around people on the left side of the graph — they’ll pull your energy down.
He’s always complaining about life; totally on the left side of the graph.

by AxisMind October 11, 2025

Side friends

People you hang out with on a daily basis who aren't really your friends.

All my side friends want a piece of my new pay check ha!

by Allie2002 April 9, 2020

side-burn smash

Joking around - a burn on the side with a smash,

usually said after something that is really serious but not true... a better kick for the side-burn smasher

"I you boyfriend just call me... yah- he said he was gonna break up with u soon...(watch the tears...and then...)SIDE-BURN SMASH!"

by Sammibuka June 28, 2004

i'd rather drive on the left side of the road

means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something

ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄

by Savanah100 May 25, 2021

Horoscopes Are For People Who Has A Cystic Lesion On The Right Side Of A Face

Horoscopes Are For People Who Has A Cystic Lesion On The Right Side Of A Face

Horoscopes Are For People Who Has A Cystic Lesion On The Right Side Of A Face

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 21, 2025

Dark Side Virgin

Someone who has never listened to Pink Floyd's The Dark Side of The Moon from beginning to end in one sitting.

Guy : I lost my Dark Side virginity this weekend!

Guy 2: Congrats!

by augoose January 30, 2018

JOUST THE DARK SIDE

WHEN A MALE IS THINKING ABOUT PUTTING THE DICK IN SOMEONES ASS BE IT MALE OR FEMALE

I THINK MIKE IS TRYING TO JOUST THE DARK SIDE TONIGHT. REALLY? YEAH DUDE HES TOTALLY TRYING TO GET THAT DUDE NAKED

by SHARPIE785 January 25, 2011