miracle whip lotion

replace someones lotion with miracle whip. NOTES: mix it 50/50 that would make it smell natural. good luck! works with shampoo to!!

dude: ya man I just did the miracle wihip lotion trick.
dude 2: thats sick bra!!!
chick: I need some lotion! (miracle whip lotion)

by tulshead January 12, 2012

chicken-whipped

A young gay male domineered by his much older male lover.

Andre told me he didn't want to come to the party tonight but Maurice made him go anyway. Andre is so chicken-whipped.

by pdobrinen March 27, 2011

page whip

To use Cliff's Notes and/or skim a book without reading carefully and highlighting or making notes.

Are you ready for our class discussion of Grapes of Wrath today?
I page whipped it over the weekend. Hopefully the prof won't ask me anything.

by Dr. Bubba August 7, 2011

Bitty Whip

A man or womens penis used to pleasure a bitty.

I love it when he uses his bitty whip to slap me.

by N-word William November 21, 2011

Whip Blash

An extreme form of whiplash.

I was in an accident last week. The hit was so hard I still have Whip Blash!

by thisgurlhere June 30, 2011

Whipped

When some random broad thinks she has control of you.

Bro, she thinks she has me whipped, no way.

by 12345 hey November 13, 2011

Whipped Cream Twist Cone

The act of inserting the nozzle of a whipped cream can into an anus and proceding to diarrhea in the form of a vanilla and chocolate twist cone into someones mouth.

Rich: Hey Brent, how did your date with Melanie go last night?

Brent: Really well. She was pretty kinky so I gave her a whipped cream twist cone.
Rich: Can't go without dessert.

by Jigger99 November 16, 2011