Grab Job

When a girl intentionally grabs your penis without you knowing.

"Dude what happened?"
"She gave me a grab job..."

by Brando_Commando14 November 18, 2011

deer-job

A blow job from a deer.

That deer was giving great head. Talk about a great deer-job.

by Dean P. Portugal September 22, 2011

blow jobs

something that you are forced to do if your in an all male prison.

criminal 01: "it's u'r turn tonight Jonathan"

Criminal 02: "no, i did it yesterday, besides your dick still up some other guys arse, i don't want his shit in my mouth"

by girl April 20, 2004

Rib Job

The act of sticking a slow-roasted rib that's falling-off-the-bone up your partner's ass, pulling the bone out clean, and finally receiving the expelled meat from an elevated position. Hot sauce can be added to turn up the heat on both parties.

"These ribs are so tender and delicious. I should totally see if Katie's up for a little rib job action!"

by awful chief April 13, 2010

Belly Job

The act of a horizontally gifted woman (or man) tossing one off utilising her rolls of frankly disgusting fatty matter. Alternatively, a fat bitch making you cum using her rolls of flab.

"Oi bitch, belly job, now!"
"Your mum belly jobbed me last night"
"Where does the cum go in a belly job?"

by Julia Thebellyjobqueen October 3, 2008

carpenter job

when you get a rusty nail full of tetanus and cram it down your urethra with a hammer.

dude, i just gave myself the most gnarly carpenter job over with a sledge-hammer.

by reidilydeidily March 24, 2010

Stuff Job

During intercourse, the male jams his scrotum into the vagina or anus.

She's been walking funny ever since I gave her a stuff job

by Herpesaurous Rex September 13, 2010