Clam Jammed

The female version of cock block

Heather: I was flirting with Edward the other day and Michelle came over, took his hand, and brought him home with her....the bitch clam jammed me.

by bwrightlovesyou January 18, 2023

JAMS

Just Ate Must Sleep—getting sleepy after a meal

Lunch was so good! Gonna take a jams nap
The jams are hitting me so hard

by anonymous June 18, 2022

Sizzle Jam

the greatest man youll ever meet - a highly appaised compliment

yk brother, your a real sizzle jam

by livelaughlovedicknballs October 11, 2023

JAM BOOT

VERY DIRTY, DARK, THICK, BURNED BUSHES OR GRASS ROOTS (JUST LIKE BEING STEPPED BY DIRTY BOOTS)

WHY DID DODO BIRDS LIKE TO CHEW THOSE JAM BOOT TO REGENERATE?

by ANUNE_FAT988 March 17, 2022

Jam

A very good friend,kind,supportive and funny,Youre very lucky if youre friends with a jam

person 1: Jam Is Cool

by gxnocider..sho August 29, 2021

Jam

The weird textured sweet stuff that is somehow different than jelly. It normally is oddly sweet

“I dropped the jam on the cat”

by The weird theater kid July 28, 2019

Gin-jams

The loungewear selected for wearing whilst consuming not just a gin and tonic, but anything with gin in it. For example, it would also be appropriate to adorn gin-jams whilst indulging in a negroni.

Darling…please pour me a gin and tonic whilst I go and put on my gin-jams.

by anonymous April 16, 2025