low job

Giving or receiving a blow job without finishing.

Josh: Hey man, did you score with Cara last night?
Matt: Kinda, she gave me a low job.
Josh: Awww, that sucks dude. I'm sorry.
Matt: Yeah but it was still more than you got.

by tkurband April 20, 2010

shag job

an assignment to follow someone without being noticed; undertaken by private detectives

"No guy in his right mind wears a white suit on a shag job."
-Bradfort Gait, in The Dark Corner

by scalibrini August 23, 2007

blow jobs

something that you are forced to do if your in an all male prison.

criminal 01: "it's u'r turn tonight Jonathan"

Criminal 02: "no, i did it yesterday, besides your dick still up some other guys arse, i don't want his shit in my mouth"

by girl April 20, 2004

Rib Job

The act of sticking a slow-roasted rib that's falling-off-the-bone up your partner's ass, pulling the bone out clean, and finally receiving the expelled meat from an elevated position. Hot sauce can be added to turn up the heat on both parties.

"These ribs are so tender and delicious. I should totally see if Katie's up for a little rib job action!"

by awful chief April 13, 2010

Belly Job

The act of a horizontally gifted woman (or man) tossing one off utilising her rolls of frankly disgusting fatty matter. Alternatively, a fat bitch making you cum using her rolls of flab.

"Oi bitch, belly job, now!"
"Your mum belly jobbed me last night"
"Where does the cum go in a belly job?"

by Julia Thebellyjobqueen October 3, 2008

Stuff Job

During intercourse, the male jams his scrotum into the vagina or anus.

She's been walking funny ever since I gave her a stuff job

by Herpesaurous Rex September 13, 2010

mom job

When receiving either a hand or blow job from someone's mother, usually a close friend.

I got the best mom job last night, I hope your dad doesn't find out.

by penciltucky October 31, 2011