Mr. Harvey 

A mentally ill man from The Lovely Bones. His hair is greasy and his glasses cover his entire face (which nobody wanted to see anyway). He is fat and he stalks/kills little girls.

The following example is from the movie The Lovely Bones. I did not write it.

Mr. Harvey: Oh hey, you're the Salmon girl, right?
Susie: Um, yeah...
Mr. Harvey: Oh hey!! You remember me, right? I live right down the street, in the green house! Mr. Harvey!
Susie: Oh yeah... hi
Mr. Harvey: You know, you're the perfect person for me to run into! I made this cool thing over here, and all the kids in the neighborhood are gonna LOVE it!!
Susie: .....what is it?
-Susie walks over and sees a little door on the ground, leading to a little underground room-
Mr. Harvey: It's a cool little clubhouse. And I want you to be the first one to try it out.
Susie: Really? ok! -goes inside, mr. harvey follows-
Mr. Harvey: How about you sit down here! -susie sits down-

Mr. Harvey: And there's ONE RULE: no adults allowed! Hohohoho. Hmmm. Mmmmm. It's a little warm in here, why don't you take off your coat? -susie takes off coat- You're very pretty Susie.
Susie: -very afraid- thanks......
Mr. Harvey: Do you have a boyfriend?
Susie: ... no
Mr. Harvey: See, I knew you weren't like those other girls! I knew that. Knew that.
Susie: .... Mr. Harvey,
Mr. Harvey: It's nice in here, isn't it? Special?
Susie: Yes, Mr. Harvey. Very special..... i have to go now...
Mr. Harvey: But I don't want you to leave.

And I think you know what happens next!

Mr. Harvey by sapphiretears March 14, 2010

MR degree

MR: Married Right
A degree awarded to a man who marries a woman who went to college for and education, and not an MRS degree.

Some lucky fella's gonna get an MR degree.
And he'll like it...

MR degree by duckychee February 3, 2006

mr. brown 

Mr. Brown Is Heroine.

i talked to my parents about it and they were at a party in the 70's and their friends were heroine addicts.

Ay bro, lets go rock chuck some Brown.

We ready for Mr. Brown.

The whole place on the lookout for Mr. Brown
We've got, plenty of clues and forensic files
Plus, envious crews, so we trip for miles...

It's Mister Brown!, legendary assignment
Searchlights hover, but can't seem to find him
Track down whatever you can in the mist
In this case, it's strictly the hand of a fist
So .

mr. brown by Dan.Deuces. July 10, 2006

Mr.Slippery Fist 

noun:

1. A mythilogical hero who is known for his slippery fist. It is not known if this fist is in reality covered in a slippery substance or if he is simply agile and is able to "slip" through your defences.

2. What you can affectionately call your fist (if it is lubricated) as it is about to penetrate your victim's orfice.

Rodion: "It is a know fact the Mr.Slippery Fist led a hard childhood. However, after he visited the cave and defeated the demon, he realized that he could do anything he wanted to do, and thus became a great hero of his time."

Joe: "Very intresting..."

Rodion discreetly dips his fist into a jar of vasaline...

Rodion (whispers to his fist): "It's time Mr. Slippery Fist...it is time..."

Rodion (yells): "MR SLIPPERY FIST...ENGAGE!!!"

Joe: "Oh shit...!"

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Alternate Ending

Rodion (yells): "GO GO GADGET MR.SLIPPERY FIST!"

Joe: "Oh shit...!"

Mr.Slippery Fist by Argonak April 11, 2008

Mr. Charlie 

An oppressive white man.

When Mr. Charlie eliminates Affirmative Action, he will seal thousands of Blacks' and Browns' places in the cycle of poverty.

Mr. Charlie by jen June 4, 2005

Mr. Hair 

This is a term used to describe a random, out of place, unsightly hair. For example, one long eyebrow hair on an older man, a long dark hair on a woman's chin, or a darker hair growing out of a mole. Any single hair that is obvious and out of place where it is growing.

Etymology: 'Mr. Hair' was originally used by two high school girls in the early to mid-70's in Elgin, IL. The word was then passed down the family tree and eminated to other states in the US like IA and NC.

Dee: Laur, do you um, have hair around your nipples at all?
Laurie: (laughter) No, why?
Dee: Well, I mean, not any?
Laurie: No, why? (exposure of said area) Oh...uh, you have to take care of him. Wow.
Dee: Yeah.
Laurie: Go grab some tweezers and let Mr. Hair go on a wild adventure with the trash.

Mr. Hair by KerriBeth January 20, 2008

Mr. Disorder 

STARFUCKERS DJ from Sydney, Australia.

With the style and grace reminiscent of late night info-mercials and E channel cliff-hangers, Resident ‘Main Course’ DJ Mr.Disorder (mid-morning audio hussey & Co-founder of the STARFUCKERS brand) delights audiences Australia wide with his unique brand of dance garbage.

Combining dirty electro, faggy pop rubbish, and TV Show theme songs, Mr. Disorder’s sets are an eclectic mix of all that you would expect to hear from STARFUCKERS' premier DJ.

Birthed from the loins of the finest in the business, it's not just the free head jobs he gives out in the toilets that keep munters coming back for more.

Co-Mixer of Neon Nights 1 & 2, LAW & DISORDER, & General C Grade Darlo Celeb basher, Mr. Disorder is STARFUCKERS star attraction (and some might say, everyone's favourite ride!)

"I'm going to go to 77 tonight, get munted and listen to Mr. Disorder's set."

Mr. Disorder by GeorgeParnis October 16, 2008