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Funny, smart, sexy and beautiful girl. Usually given to Haitian girls. Izzy is usually their nick name
Islande's are usually very shy at first until they get to know you more. They are very free spirited and love to talk and express their selves. They are faithful but can seem flirtatious. They get a lot of guys attention because of their nice smile fun personality and sexy body. If your Islande does not have an ass on her than she's an impostor. If your dating one, take good care of her as she will do to you. Always treat her good or you'll slip up and lose a good girl. Islande's are very hard to please because of their split personality.
Hey is that your girl bro, she's hot and awesome

Yup that's islande !
Islande by Mconnorq May 7, 2013

Islander Fuckhouse 

An abandoned house, typically located nearby a high school in a lower decile area. Used by Islanders to go and fuck each other as they are either wagging school or their parents are strict christians. Typical decorations include a piss stained matress, cum drenched rubbers, gang tagging on every wall, a selection of shoplifted 50 Cent CDs and a big pile of vomit in the middle of the room.
Me and Ben scoped out a sweet drinking spot down the road but turns out it's an Islander Fuckhouse! Those polys are hornier than wild beasts
Islander Fuckhouse by Kiwi1234 December 9, 2008

staten islandd kidsss 

if you asked somebody in staten island to describe guys and girls that live on the island they it wouldnt be surprising if they said this:

Girls:
1. Mostly of Italian nationality
2. Sluts, whores, bitches, hoes, skanks
3. Have tanning passes to all the tanning salons
4. Get their nails done (preferably tips)
5. Have guido boyfriends
6. Walk arolund like they own the place with thier short mini jean skirts and their hair either starightened or scrunched
7. Have at least one piercing mostly on bellybutton
8. Drink uncontrollably
9. Act obnoxious around guys just so they can have attention
10. Have the famoous staten island accent
11. You can tell right away where they are from
12. Snobby and mean

Boys:
1. The Italian guidos
2. Spiky hair...tan...built body...wax eyebrows...manicures and peticures
3. You can call them "metrosexuals"
4. Very into themselves
5. Think they are black sometimes
6. Act liuke they are the only guy on staten island so they have to hook up with every girlon the island in one
week
7. Dress very nicely : pink shirts anyone???
8. Usually have an earring in their left ear (or is it right??) no its definitely left
9. Have slutty girlfriends and only lie them becsaue of what they give them

Anyway you can see how staten island kids are but thats ok cuz im one of them

you would ususally hear a staten isaldn person saying:
1. Yo
2. Mad sick/cool
3. Thats dope
4. What up
5. whats poppin
6. new "yawk"
7. Wharta (water)
8. Not pronuncing their R'S at the end of words
9. um goin out wit this girl tanite
10. u goin to da farrell dance tanite
11. How about them ladiess

Youw ill usually see the girls walking around with coach bags and fendi bags and ugg boots and the guys with their ferrari cars and pimped out clothes and jewelry
also there is alottt of DRAMAAAAAA
You may be thinkin that si people are madd rich???
well some of them are and some of them ACT!! like they are

i love staten isalnd though<333
staten islandd kidsss are madd cooolll!!!1
Perfect in every way, this god-like man closely resembles Thor. He's handsome, strong and kind-hearted to boot. The ladies all swoon for this gentle giant and he's always the life of the party. Loyal, creative, charismatic and witty all-around.
Rebecca says Isandro is the perfect man, she's right!
Isandro by MightyEagle911 January 6, 2019

New York Islanders 

An example of how not to manage a hockey team.
Did you see the New York Islanders versus New York Rangers last night?

Yeah, the Islanders still suck.

Islanding 

when your stuck in the middle of a busy room when there is no ash tray to be found ! .... and you just simply cant be arsed getting up to get one !

Background: A hobbit like man named Grant was sat balanced precuriously on two desk chairs when he glanced at the people in the room and uttered the words "shit man I'm islanding!"
"SHIT MAN I AM ISLANDING HERE .... someone chuck us an ash tray for christ sakes"