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hockey

the best sport ever, and is best played by girls. yet sadly, it is becoming a victim of the times; with the coming of gear combo packs, and meatheads who cant take a punch. the new "hockey" is even said to be put second to american football by some CANADIANS! its just sad. but we will fight on, we will rid the sport of the adulterating wusses who say they can play (sydney crosby), and we will prevail over the ever present need for sleek and new, and go back to playing on ponds and lakes.
1. dude lests go play some hockey!

2. naw man, renting ice is expensive and besides the fotball game is on

1. wtf?
by 5555555 December 13, 2010
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Hooker

Kayla is a hooker ... shes MY hooker :)
blah blah AGENT KERA BANKS .... LOL
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hooker spit

when your mouth has heavy sticky saliva accumulated. result from excess oxygen intake (running) and gatoraid
man, after that run, i dun got me some hooker spit
by gatorsnatch October 23, 2011
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Hacker

A person skilled with the use of computers that uses his talents to gain knowledge. There are three classifications of hackers:

White-hat (Hacking to find weaknesses in s7stems so that they can be fixed quickly)

Black-hat (hacking for the enjoyment of exploration, and usually the people who make viruses and destroy people for no good reason see Anonymous)

and Grey-hat (someone who hacks so that they can blackmail others into paying money to get there stuff back)
Hey, i am a black hat hacker derp....

Go to hell B!tch
by Electron! October 30, 2012
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Miss Hockett

An insensitive skank who teaches French
without a clue as to what she is doing.
A real Bitch with an ass that smells
like three day old vomit.
by Tony January 28, 2004
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Ostrich Hockey

A term used to describe contact hockey with brutal hockey players. Usually consists of good hockey players, who gave up the dream, playing contact hockey against players that can barely skate (tri-pods). Because the brutal players cannot skate, their eyes are focused on their skates, hence, head in the dirt, like an ostrich. Furthermore, they cannot protect themselves, and are subject to devastating body contact.
College club hockey is a good example of this.

"Hows the league stuey?" "Ostrich hockey, guys skating with their heads down. These guys can get hurt out there."
by Molson XXX May 14, 2007
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Hippie Hooker

Similar to the infamous jackalope, the hippie hooker feasts on squirrels before doing cartwheels through the hallway.
Look at that hippie hooker, how does she keep the flowers in her hair while doing backflips??
by austex007 December 17, 2011
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