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front-to-back fail

The mistake couples make when a partner sticks his penis or a lesbian uses a dildo or her fingers to penetrate the anus of a woman and then proceeds to stick the same appendage into the woman's vagina. They fail to realize that the woman's vagina will be contaminated with germs from the anus.
The lesbian porn scene was intense, but there was a front-to-back fail at the end of the scene. One of the women may need to do a heavy duty cleansing. dirty vagina, vaginal infection, unclean, wipe front to back, stinky gouch
by joecoolthefool February 10, 2015
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con qui fail d'aplomb

(acronym cqfd, but rarely used) : an offensive Quebec French phrase, which translated to English literally means an oafish, boorish, clumsy person who spectacularly fails at everything they do
(scene from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets):

diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.

Harry : who was he?

Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.

Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb
by Sexydimma December 7, 2016
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Trail of fail

Also known as: S Club 7 effect
When a multitude of people mishear one after another.
Person 1: I am not a sailor.
Person 2: Ask Leila?
Person 3: Escalator?
Person 4: S Club 7?
Person 1: Wow, what a trail of fail
by cold porridge May 6, 2018
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You people are a fail

People accusing you of being an unfit partner when they all high as a kite.
When you get up every battling with depression and still do your best you can as a mom. You work till late making sure you can get school fees payed and your kids have clothes.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 3, 2019
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fix'n'fail

When somebody attempts to improve or fix something but doesn't not have the ability or talent and ends up making a mess of things.
Steve can't build the room right. He thought he could do the electrics himself but it's just a fix'n'fail
by master pjesdrw34 April 2, 2021
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The Raid will Fail

An indication that Kaido will rip the Samurai-Ninja-Furries alliance apart from fur to limb.
A godking commandment chanted by enlightened ones who can read and comprehend the 2D manga One Piece.

Usually hated upon by schizophrenic non believers and karens of the community.
"I don't know if Luffy will find the One Piece , but The Raid will Fail!!"
by Morj_Mollywopper May 31, 2022
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