Post-nutal depression

The existential crisis that occurs after nutting

Friend 1: I just jerked off and now I’m sad
Friend 2: bro I think you’re suffering from post-nutal depression

by ThePropertyBrothers November 3, 2019

Depression

Something i have, i feel perfectly amazing :)

(Im good, really..)

"Bro, i think i might have Depression.."

"What? Do you need to talk to someone?"

"No, im fine."

"Are you sure?"

"No, i am dying inside"

by XYungDaggerDickX March 14, 2021

Depressed

Something my friends think I’m lying about being.

OMG you’re lying right? You can’t be depressed.

by Lol I’m A Gay Bitch September 9, 2019

depressed stiffy

When you are depressed and jerk yourself off to try to make the pain of living go away.

I was about to kms last night so I just did a quick depressed stiffy to help

by Yo8484 March 17, 2017

Depression

When death is holding you by your buttocks.

Depression meaning - Death is holding me by the buttocks, I'm taking meds to make him stop.

by Andr Vlaisa March 18, 2019

depression

me

oh! your in so much depression, your me!

by hi, yes, hello, i'm me January 22, 2020

The day of Depression

Basically every Monday...

Jack: The day of depression is coming...
Bob: Crap...

by Silversnake2nd February 2, 2018