the one true master of dick, balls, and pussy.
he will make a man's balls explode with his 40,000 year old million-tongues blowjob technique, and melt a woman's mind with his 60,000 year old ancient olive-style cunnilingus technique.
fear him, worship him, it makes no difference. he will make all your sex parts feel like they were being touched for the first time all over again.
he will make a man's balls explode with his 40,000 year old million-tongues blowjob technique, and melt a woman's mind with his 60,000 year old ancient olive-style cunnilingus technique.
fear him, worship him, it makes no difference. he will make all your sex parts feel like they were being touched for the first time all over again.
long live crotchmeyer
by BrowntonioBrown July 4, 2023
Get the Crotchmeyer mug.The sexual erotic act of inserting a crunch bar into a hole (users choice) and using a cock or cock like object to smash the crunch bar. Then the crunch bar is eaten from the hole. And the remainder is cleaned off of the dick like object using the tounge.
" oh man that cronch sesh was fire"
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"You wouldn't believe this bro! We cronched before 4 months!"
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"You wouldn't believe this bro! We cronched before 4 months!"
"Cronch me harder daddy"
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The sexual erotic act of inserting a crunch bar into a hole (users choice) and using a cock or cock like object to smash the crunch bar. Then the crunch bar is eaten from the hole. And the remainder is cleaned off of the dick like object using the tounge.
" oh man that cronch sesh was fire"
"I crouched with a total baddie"
"You wouldn't believe this bro! We cronched before 4 months!"
"Cronch me harder daddy"
"I crouched with a total baddie"
"You wouldn't believe this bro! We cronched before 4 months!"
"Cronch me harder daddy"
by Sexbot69420oink August 2, 2024
Get the Cronch mug.A word referring to children or babies.
A word used by incels, usually on reddit.
They hate children because they can't have them or are generally a terrible person.
A word used by incels, usually on reddit.
They hate children because they can't have them or are generally a terrible person.
From Childfree subreddit: "Those breeders take it very personally when you call their semen demons or crotch goblins anything besides a perfect angel from heaven."
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