My cow

A pointless game played during a car ride where one spots a cow, says my cow and therefore owns that cow or multiple cows. The person that calls the most cows is the winner

Have you played my cow before, it sucks.

by Munchie Hanson March 11, 2017

cow

a stupid and fat animal that has no brains and feeds us milk!!!!!

I am drinking milk from a cows tits!!!

by boo boo butt 13 April 9, 2020

Bae-Cow

1) A Bae-Cow is a very big honor to call your girlfriend. By calling her "Bae-Cow" , making cow jokes about her and saying the word/sound "moo" very loudly in any word you say you are actually showing your affection in the greatest way possible.

2) Type of Onion

Boyfriend: "I think it's time to milk my Bae-Cow."
Girlfriend: "Moooo"

by AnyasPrettyFuckingCute March 29, 2018

Cow extract

The milk of a cow, which is not a liquid nor is it a juice. It is actually called Cow Extract.

"Milk is also called Cow Extract, since it is extracted from a cow.

by Extractwoman October 13, 2019

spawn cow

A term recently coined for Battlefield 2. Squad Members constantly spawning at their squad leader. The squad leader reamins hidden while the rest of the squad go attack, die, then spawn on the leader then go attack again.

Theres a spawn cow behind our flag

by 027 September 16, 2005

The Cow in the Steakhouse

Cunty Women who work in steakhouses, are usually overweight and commonly called Molly or Karen. Nobody Likes a Cow in the steakhouse

"Molly is definitely the cow in the steakhouse"

by RoganFugly May 20, 2022

Son of a cow

A Hindu person. This is not only because the cow is an incarnation of their lord Krishna but because it's their mother as it provides its nourishing milk and urine for free. The plural form of the "son of a cow" is Cow's children.

Canadian 1: Sorry look at that person! What is he doing?
Canadian 2: Sorry, he's a son of a cow, he's shitting on the street.
Canadian 1: Hahaha nice!

by Trumpanzee June 30, 2025