Getting Absolutely Got

"Something that's so embarrassing, so deeply uncomfortable, or so discusting that your face contorts, you make noises like a constipated frog, and you get a feeling in your stomach, the feeling that you've got...

Got" -Grill Burns

Getting Absolutely Got is basically like getting T.S.G.V.

by RoseRed669 January 21, 2023

an absolute missle launcher

a term that alleged hockey players use to refer to women they find extremely attractive. sometimes used specifically to be lowkey about the comment towards friends.

wow did you see her? she’s an absolute missle launcher bro

by lilblondewifey679 April 5, 2023

You Absolute Soggy Flannel

1: Used generally to call someone an idiot or a bit stupid

2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox

1: Youre so bad at obbys, you absolute soggy flannel

2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel

by CalpolInhaler June 4, 2023

Spiritually Abstract

1.Unique, Different, Spiritual, Authentic, Original

2.Spiritually Abstract Art/Music
3.A Indie (independent)

music artist Songwriter named

Mason Albert Papay

Whom Mixes, Master's, Engineer's, Produce's and Publish's his own music. Born 01/14/1995

(No Genre)

#No Labels

"Let's Go see Spiritually Abstracts' Performance (Aka. Live show)"
"That Music/Art Is Spiritually Abstract"
"That song is Produced by, Spiritually Abstract"

by Golden Dawn Silver Dusk September 2, 2023

Satorian Absurdism

A psychological and social consequence of the generational culture divide and the introduction of the internet to youth, especially late Milennials/Gen Z, who conform to Satorian Ideals of nihilism, hopelessness, keen awareness, and a lethargic attitude to much of life's troubles. This has created a strange group of individuals who are totally alien from other generations, and who's motivations, personality, interests, and lifestyle are combinations and variations of infinite (often online factors) totally unseen in prior years. In simple terms, it is the extreme complexity of today's youth, and is what isolates them from their peers. In terms of personality, interests, and desire, they can be seen as "absurdist", or difficult to explain. In a sort-of faux mental-illness type way, where understanding what's going on in their head would take an entire wiki, and often a reason is lacking. It embraces the chaos of reality in the most nihilistic (and directionless) way possible.

tl;dr, the depressing autistic nihilistic absurdist way the Satori generation navigates reality.

That Trump Shooter's motivation is unclear, might be another case of Satorian Absurdism.

by b4guette July 16, 2024

abominationing-abstractingly angry

The meaning of being so angry that you transform into an abominationly abstract ragequitter, who wrecks havoc and anger around the house.

Gamer: I AM SO ABOMINATIONING-ABSTRACTINGLY ANGRY! I COULD JUST RAGE AND WREAK HAVOC THIS MOMENT!

by Wordamaker42 December 12, 2023

Dirty Absalew

A dirty absalew is chucking a spear between a girls legs and proceeding to hydrate yourself with her discharge

Addi was pissing me off so I showed her how dirty absalew can be.

by juanejkqhn12 February 15, 2024