Mike Smith

A beloved 5' 10 man we the largest dumptruck known to mankind. His heart is humongous but he hates Turnpikes, also the government. He loves the oil and gas Industry and many other things, but is mainly known for his badonkadonk.

Bros got that Mike Smith cake!!

by Mike Smith enthuseast April 20, 2023

Mike

Some dirty, soyboy, neckbeard simp who ran amok on Fanpop.

Nobody likes a Mike.

by kurō kōdōra April 24, 2023

Mike Veytia

a chivalrist chauvinist of sorts, a sex crazed maniac who often smells of pussy and is only after one thing.....at a time.

That guys a Mike Veytia and I should let him bang my girlfriend

by Wordonthestreets April 26, 2023

Mike Hunt

The arch nemesis of York Hunt. They both look alike, but they are not the same dude.

"Despite both of them looking exactly alike, Mike Hunt is not York Hunt or vice versa!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 27, 2023

Unfit Mike

A fat, vile, and disgusting male specimen. Usually a truck driver or pseudo cowboy. An Unfit Mike smells of taco bell and Miller Lite, and spends vacations in an hourly-rate motel. He masturbates vigorously to Garth Brooks songs and blows his trucker horn at crab infested women in convertibles.

Look at that big fat guy! He shoots up with butter and pays women to pee on his chest! What at Unfit Mike!

by unnecessary evil May 11, 2023

Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF

When you want to say "holy shit!" but enjoy the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise a little too much.

Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF! I just broke my arm on a wall!

by No Food Before Bed May 14, 2023

luh mike

Super fine dread head, very funny,also cute. He’s awesome in bed and has a big penis .nice but don’t think he’s all for u . He has a very caring personality. He’s athletic and a gamer . He cares about his friends and brothers more than girls

He’s the best person you’ll ever meet.

Waddup luh mike

by anonymous November 20, 2023