Connor Wood

Knucklehead Fucking 32 teeth He is smiling like a fool Partying like bitches 7/24 cause he is an unemployed loser.

Fucking wannabe ugly little fake ass

A:"Here comes this idiot again"
B: " Who?"
C:" Connor Wood"
A: "Some cheesy wannabe bitch I don't want to be in the same place let's get outta here."

by cinidrot May 13, 2022

witch of the wood

Someone that can keep a penis erect after multiple orgasms

Bro 1: Yea that girl I hooked up with last night was a witch of the wood

Bro 2: I still get no bitches.

by Devious_Spaghet March 22, 2022

butch wood

When you get a boner for a butch bitch
When a butch/dyke is horny

"This girl is really sexy" "bro, shes a butch" "oh well guess i have butch wood"

by TootyFruities June 5, 2020

First Wood Phenomenon

This is when a girl is magnetically attracted to the first guy who penetrated her.

Aliyah has the First Wood Phenomenon she can't get him out her head... it's been yearss

by DefineUrbaaanWrds May 8, 2025

you ok reatard? i am wood. stupid.

duwang translation of jojo's bizarre adventure: diamond is unbreakable. hazamada punched his stand, surface, which is made out of wood.

hazamada: *punches surface* "damn it hurts!"

surface: you OK reatard? i am wood. stupid.

by kitpysaysfuckyou January 2, 2024

Otto wood

some awesome guy at a waterpark who plays drums

person: omg is that otto wood
me: AAAAA

by Hiidef August 17, 2022

Stone Woods

the blackest kid i know. niggga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga

dat nigga stone woods.

by Fishy ass kid October 19, 2019