Marcus Wood

A 5ft fuckboy w/ a centimeter peter. That dates girls w/ flat asses.

Ewww... Marcus Wood is dating Lasagna Flatass.

by Nova Amped XIII June 23, 2016

Tiger Woods

Seagram's Sweet Tea Vodka and Lemonade. Otherwise known as a dirty Arnold Palmer.

To Bartender: May I please have a dirty Arnold Palmer?
To Customer: One Tiger Woods coming up.

by Sticky-icky August 30, 2010

Chapel Wood

The act of getting an erection in the middle of a religious service

I woke up Sunday morning for church only to get some chapel wood next to my grandparents.

by Chargingsugar October 3, 2014

k-wood

korean wood.

k-wood?? oh u mean korean wood??

by favivi May 4, 2022

Skater Wood

The unfortunate state of arousal in male ice skaters/dancers from either A) vigorously fondling himself or B) grinding erotically with an ungodly flexible partner.

1) Did you see the way Brian Boitano was rubbing himself during his ice dance last night? He HAD to get skater wood.

2) Damn, if I had my hand in Tanith's crotch like that during that routine, I would definitely pop skater wood.

by Diesel Darryl March 6, 2010

pathless wood

It's a forest that has no paths.

Life is a pathless wood

by Halal_ink November 14, 2019

Wood style

Stroking your penis with both hands and making a pencil shaper like noises, hint the name wood style

Josh: Yo bro, my girl gave me wood style last night

Tom: Holy shit do that’s some crazy wood style she gave you

by Meme_Art_Kid October 24, 2025