ustakood

(v) to used to be able to

we ustakood do that, but not no more

by crystalcafe October 24, 2003

Useless Mike

To be exceptionally useless at video games. Games that induce particularly high levels of distress in a Useless Mike are games such as Goldeneye and Pro Evolution Soccer 4. The holy grail for Useless Mikeism is the game Mario Kart 64 where Mike's uselessness is completely unrivalled, even by Duffy.

Wow, that banana was really obvious! Can't believe he hit it. What a Useless Mike!

by MacPatrick May 10, 2008

Use The Rocket Launcher

The easiest of ways to escape from any type of situation, be it socially awkward or displeasing. Most commonly used in the resident evil series.

Dating Agency Dude: OK Dude here's your blind date, Rosie O.
Dude1: Holy crap dude! WTF is that!?
Brad(flying over in a helicopter): Here!(drops the rocket launcher) Use the rocket launcher! Kill it, whatever it is!!
Dude1: Thanks Brad!

by pomtea October 6, 2008

Useless as a bent nail.

Totally lacking in the ability to get the job done. Derived from carpenter slang to refer to the metalurgical properties of a nail deformed and bent by extreme resistence in the material being nailed, or due to the inexperience or lack of skill by the person striking the nail. Despite streightening, once the nail is used again, it will tend to deform and bend, rendering it useless.

I sent Bob out to clinch the deal, and instead the client called to cancel the order! I swear, Bob is "Useless as a bent nail."

by Jakatola August 2, 2009

Used Engine

A recently acquired girlfriend who is already impregnated by someone else.

Dude, check out my new girlfriend!

Aww man, she's pregnant! You just got yourself a used engine!

by Aliky February 22, 2010

user juke

Unequivocally the best move in Madden. The player simply wiggles the analog stick a bit as a defender approaches, which causes the ballcarrier to quiver awkwardly. This in turn confuses the approaching defender, who panics, dives out of bounds, and leaves an open avenue to the end zone. Nearly always results in a touchdown.

Great for pissing your friends off.

Jake (on defense): Oh dude, I'm gonna hit stick you so hard!
Roy (offense): We'll see...
----Roy performs a user juke----
Jake: F-fuck! what happened!? You did some kind of weird jiggle thing!
Roy: User juke, bitch. Six points, Titans.

by pigpilot January 18, 2010

Usta-Groover

Someone that lost their Gnarly. They might at one point in their Life been Groovy, but now they pretty much just keep it Lame! Also they are contagious, Hanging Out with them SUCKS!"

Usta-Groover - "Hey Man why you having Fun?"

Rad Person - "Dude, we are at a Strip Club?"

Usta-Groover - "I can't remember how to Gnarly! Beer makes me Sick! And my Wife says I shouldn't be here!"

Rad Person - "I am sorry I couldn't here you I was looking at Boobies!"

by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010