Demented States of America

An overthrown mental hospital that decided they weren’t part of the U.S. anymore and made their own country called “The Demented States of America”. The U.S. army noticed what was going on so they sent a handful of troops to deal with them which led to a civil war started by the gunshot heard ‘round the block. And the D.S.A won thanks to George Washingmachine who later became their first president and wrote the Deceleration of Incontinence.

The Demented States of America is quite possible the dumbest country ever

by SigmaSam2009 February 14, 2025

State Dependant Presentation

When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.
The only way to be successful is too alter ones state of mind.

I have a state dependant presentation later today, I better start drinking now.

by River21 December 14, 2013

Dolphin State

When your dick is not entirely hard but not completely flaccid either. An in between state where the length of your shlong is clear but it doesn't seem like you're hard. The perfect state to show off your length without being clear you are attempting to show off.

Grant: Hey look at this photo of my willy
Frank: Nice length dude but this is obviously in your Dolphin State you show-off!

by Dolphin Guy August 4, 2017

Anunnaki State

The Anunnaki State, also referred to as Anunnakiya, Anunnakistan, Anunnaki Kingdom on Earth or Anunnaki Empire on Earth refers to a concept of Pan-Anunnakism, Anunnaki nationalism, and Anunnopolitism that advocates the creation of an Anunnaki country in the Eastern regions Middle, North Africa, Central Asia, Caucasus, Balkans and Iberia, which would follow the customs, traditions, culture, language, religion, spirituality and social organization of the Anunnaki. The Anunnaki State is an idea much supported by Anunnakists and Zuists despite not being a majority, and the defenders of the Anunnaki State may also include territories in South Asia, Horn of Africa, Southeast Asia, Western Europe, Eastern Europe and European Russia, and may reach to include the entire Eurasia. The global version of the Anunnaki State is simply referred to as Ki most of the time.

"The concept of Anunnaki State is becoming part of anunnakism and zuism, despite it might take some years or decades until become completely hegemonic, it's an interesting political concept for become part of the world politics in the future."

by Full Monteirism July 4, 2021

Empire State Building

to get a boner off of something

damn that girl is hot im getting an Empire State building right now!!

by dingusdong445 December 10, 2019

Vibe State

When you are vibing so hard that you transcend reality and enter a state of pure vibe. This state allows you to do things faster, like homework, while also feeling good about yourself. Often, you can enter a vibe state when you listen to music or any other way that allows you to vibe.

Person 1: *Listening to music and doing their homework*
Person 2: Hey bro, wanna go play Minecraft?
Person 1: Bro! You interrupted my vibe state!

by yscrat March 8, 2022

United States of America

Good Country for most part
-tech innovation
-good movies
-good tv
-delicious food
-amazing cities (nyc, la, sf, dc, Chicago etc)

-beautiful nature (Grand Canyon, Yosemite, Yellowstone etc)

-gorgeous women
-wealthy

-nice houses

Then there is the bad
-foreign policy (Vietnam, Iraq wars and cia coups in Iran, Guatemala and chile)

-military spending is too high

-political division

-a lot of the media is too biased

Overall no country is perfect and the us is no exception

The United States of America is a complex society. Good people and ideals but some awful choices by the government

by Mysterion1374 January 3, 2024